Viens autobusa brauciens bez austiņām: “etīdes”

Cik bieži tu sabiedriskajā transportā pārvietojies bez austiņām? Īpaši – garajos braucienos (>2h)? Es – ļoti reti. Tikai gadījumos, ja mobilais telefons (vai iPod’s, vai mp3 pleijeris, vai nu kas jums tur ir) ir izlādējies vai arī tuvu šai robežai. Vakar man nācās piedzīvot tieši šādu situāciju – biju nodzīvojusi diennakti laukos, kur elektrību dod tikai ģenerators un šis tehnoloģiju brīnums ir īsta benzīna kapsēta, tāpēc to ieslēdzam visai reti. Salīdzināšanai –  “kūpinot” ģeneratoru, filmu lētāk noskatīties kinoteātrī, nevis TV. Telefons izlādējies, mūzikas nav, miegs nevienā acī. Sēdi un klausies.

Brauciena laikā notika pāris spilgtas “etīdes”*, kas man liek domāt, ka arī turpmāk autobusā Lubāna-Madona-Rīga sēdēšu ausīm vaļā.

Etīde Nr.1

Man blakus apsēdās jauns zēniņš. Puisis, kuram, labākajā gadījumā, dotu 18, 19 gadus. Sākumā zēns izskatījās krietni vien apmulsis par to, ka viņam blakus sēž (mirklis šokam) – sieviešu dzimuma pārstāve – (/mirklis šokam)! Sēdēja, ik pa brīdim neuzkrītoši (bet pietiekami uzkrītoši, lai varētu pamanīt) skatoties uz mani un ik pa brīdim satraukti krekšķinot. Vienubrīd pat šķita, ka varbūt ar mani kaut kas nav kārtībā. Pēc pusstundas aktīvas krekšķināšanas puisis pamazām pierada un sāka lasīt grāmatu par pīļu daudzveidību (tagad bija mana kārta lūrēt). Īsi pirms Ogres puisim sagribējās ēst un viņš no savas mugursomas izvilka koši sarkanu ābolu, kas bija cieši ievīstīts polietelēna maisiņā. Ilgi appētīja ābolu no visām pusēm, it kā skatītos uz medījumu. Aši nokoda pamatīgu gabalu, sakošļāja un… izspļāva atpakaļ saņurcītajā maisiņā. Un tā atkārtoja vairākas reizes, līdz ābols bija “apēsts”.

Etīde Nr.2

– Vai tu esi bijusi Pērlē?
– Nē, nav sanācis.
– Un Pienā?
– Arī nē… Ai, bet tās jau kaut kādas stilīgo cilvēku vietas. Tur tusējas tikai tie, kas tur Tviterī raksta un blogo…

Divas meitenes visu ceļu (2,5h) ķiķināja par miljoniem tematu, ieskaitot skolu, Agnesi Kleinu, krievu valodu skolās, zābakiem, Gossip Girl un Mārtiņa Beķereju. Skaļi.

Etīde Nr.3

Brauciena laikā man nācās iepazīt kādas septiņas jaunas mobilā telefona melodijas. Tā vien šķiet, ka Latvijas iedzīvotājiem mīļākā mūzika sastāv no tekstiem “Ooh, you want to suck it!”, “I’m like your woman”, “Get it up” un “Shake it”. Brauciena laikā notika vairākas sarunas, tomēr īpašu uzmanību piesaistīja viena konkrēta telefona saruna. Ieskanējās melodija no kādas hiphopa dziesmas, kuru neatpazinu un atbildēja viens no aizmugurē sēdošajiem vīriešiem. Pirmajā acu uzmetienā – mazliet pāri 30. Otrajā – krietni pāri 30.

Saruna:
– Čau, govs!
– …
– Nē, nu – tu esi govs!
– …
– Ai, nemuldi – davai, tad tu nāc uz šejieni (nevarēju īsti saprast – autobusu?) – man ir divas burkas ar alu!
– …
– Ko?! Nē, nu – kā citādāk – davai, nāc!
– …
– Tevi jau paņēma priekšā**? Ja, ja?
– …
– Davai, nāc – man ir divas  burkas ar alu!

*”Etīde” – zīmējums, gleznojums no dabas. Šajā gadījumā, kā “dabu” uztvēru cilvēka dabu – izturēšanos un tās attēlojumu ikdienas rīcībā, sarunās, attieksmēs.
** Speciāli necenzēju ar **** rupjos vārdus un izteicienus. Speciāli – tāpēc, ka slinkums.

Eirovīzija paliek aizvien kvalitatīvāka!

Šodien izlēmu, ka vispārējai erudīcijai jānoklausās tie mākslas darbi, ko mūsu brālīši un māsiņas iesūtījuši superīgajam Lielās Eiropas konkursam. Labi, ka bija pēdējā dziesma. Citādāk, citādāk… Es pat nezinu.

1. Lauris Reiniks – Good Morning Lullaby
Vienkārši un ļoti, ļoti garlaicīgi. Es pat neko daudz vairāk nevaru/negribu pateikt.

2. PeR – Like A Mouse
Tas pats Lauris Reiniks, tikai trīskāršots, turklāt ar neciešami daudz viena vārda atkārtojumiem. Ja esmu kaut ko palaidusi garām, un tas tagad ir ‘on top’, apsolos puišiem pateikt, ka viņi ir stilīgi. Un kāpēc, pie velna, ir jāņaud dziesmas beigās?!

3. H2O – When I Close My Eyes
Nē, šito es esmu ar mieru klausīties tāpat reizēm. Varbūt. Fonā. Bet piedziedājumā balsīm tomēr nebūtu jābūt tādā disonansē. Piestrādāt, satjūnēt un fonā apdrošināšanas reklāmai. Aizies.

4. Dons – My Religion Is Freedom
Man šķiet, ka es to fona samplu esmu kaut kur jau dzirdējusi. Un no Dona es gaidīju vairāk, sasodīts. Īpaši pēc pēdējā albuma, ar kuru viņš pat man, kurai Dons organiski nepatīk, lika paklausīties, ko tad puika sastrādājis. Bet īkšķīši augšā par ‘nemaz ne uzspēlēto’ pielīšanu Eiropai (LOL). Es par to vietu, kur tiek tulkots nosaukums visādās valodās.

5. Projekts Konike – Digi digi dong
Projekts kāds? Ko? Man šitais atgādina to Spānijas Eirovīzijas dziesmu pirms pāris gadiem, kur tas mazais vīriņš dziedāja kaut kādus pašizdomātus tekstiņus. Eu, puikas, Ziemassvētki bija pirms mēneša.

6. Aisha – What For?
Ok, viņas dziesmas nosaukumā ietverto jautājumu es varētu uzdot viņai pašai. Jo šis viss liek man šausmās saķert galvu. Un skaļi raudāt. Starp citu, uz Mis Andrejevu attiecas tas pats, kas uz PeR puišiem. Atkārtot ir kruta. Ok, I get it.

7. Kristīne Kārkla-Puriņa – Rišti rašti
Nevaru teikt, ka man baigi patīk balss, bet ē… Kaut kas tajā dziesmā man drusciņ pat patīk. Success! Eu, bet kāpēc Vītolu ģimene ar visu govi nepiedalījās?

8. Ivo Grīsniņš-Grīslis – Because I Love You
Kāpēc man šī dziesma atgādina ļoti sliktu Barenaked Ladies – If I Had A Million Dollars rīmeiku? Uz Šlāgeraptauju! Nākamais!

9. Kristīna Zaharova – Snow in July
Tas tipiskais Eirovīzijas bītiņš apakšā ir vienkārši paralizējošs. Balss jau meitenei smuka. Elli U drusciņ līdzīga. Ai, davai, sūtam šito.

10. Triānas parks – Lullaby For My Dreammate
Vienīgā foršā, bet, dies pas, nesabojājam cilvēkiem nākotni, sūtot viņus uz Eirovīziju.

Bet vispār baigi labi! Malači, puikas un meitenes! Šlāgeraptauja ir kas izcili stilīgs.

Porto-London-Riga-Valmiera and in between all that jazz

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A-ha at The Roundhouse, Camden @ iTunes Live Festival, London `09 (c) Austra Javalde

Oh, dear, the last time I updated this space was erm, two months ago? It’s been too long! I promise to behave from now on. Anyway, I’ve had so much fun over these past two months. I’ve left Porto, Portugal and I’ve been in and out of London, UK, media events, concerts and pubs…

I’ve seen Newton Faulkner, Peter, Bjorn & John, Reamonn, A-ha, Ladyhawke and probably some other gigs, but I just can’t recall now.

I’ve been to exhibitions, museums, galleries, movies. I’ve kicked ass and ate ice-cream. I’ve hosted people and I’ve been a guest. I’ve loved and I’ve hated (not particularly proud of the last one).

I’ve watched Scrubs (love!) and True Blood (love even more!). I’ve cooked (the sky’s no limit for my cooking skills anymore!) and I’ve even went to grocery stores in the middle of the night to get myself more basil.

Reamonn at The Roundhouse, Camden @ iTunes Live Festival, London `09 (c) Austra Javalde
Reamonn at The Roundhouse, Camden @ iTunes Live Festival, London `09 (c) Austra Javalde

I’ve fallen in love with music even more. Remember Jamie T? He has a new Chaka Demus EP which I just can’t get out of my head. Remember Jamie Cullum? I recently found a song that he recorded with Katie Melua called Love Cats and it’s just lovable!

(me) This is how beer interacts with music (c) Marina Scukina
(me) This is how beer interacts with music (c) Marina Scukina

Thanks to the happiest bunny of all, I’ve discovered the mighty London Freeshop and it has given me a lot of amazing free dresses for my absolutely dominant feminine side.

The reason I came to London was… (confetti and fanfares!) I wanted to explore the job market and opportunities in UK. No strings attached. And well, I must say it’s quite hard to find a job in London if you don’t have any UK based job experience. So – I postponed this attraction for a year. And, in a bit more than a week, I’m returning to my beloved Latvia, Riga and in the same evening of arrival I’m packing my bags really quickly and going to Valmiera, my 2nd home, to have my first lecture in Latvian this year. All of the others have been either in Portuguese or in English. I already know I’m gonna love this.

Ladyhawke (c) Marina Scukina
Ladyhawke (c) Marina Scukina

But no worries, London, I’m coming back on the 29th of October for almost a week. So probably next year will be quite a travel again – between Valmiera, Riga and London.

That’s it for now, keep your eyes peeled, more coming in just a few days!

Know-how: Porto delights and clashes

Psst... | Image © Austra Javalde (2009)
Psst... | Image © Austra Javalde (2009)

There is a beautiful small town in the North of Portugal, which just got trashed massively. As I’ve mentioned before, I have lived in Porto, Portugal for about four months now. Quite some time and yet, there is so much that I explored during these past days and so much I learned about the wonderful Portuguese people. But let’s not rush forward too fast…

Why the particular week?
There are a lot of reasons why this week was The One. But the main reason is the visit of a good friend of mine, also known as the Party Chipmunk of Latvia (Almighty). He might not have £100000 fun himself, but everywhere he goes, magic just happens. If he goes over to Porto for Sao Joao, you can count on the best celebration ever. If he goes to an unknown jazz club, there most certainly will be a DVD on with one of his favorite artists. He laughs. He jumps around like a Happy Bunny and sings along. He’s not a very big fan of hammers. He’s awesome humble and shy.

What happened exactly?
Well, I’m not going to tell you everything, mates! But this is just because at one point my memory just fails me. You know I’ve got nothing to hide from you. So – here goes…

Day One
The best view ever: two Latvians struggling with the lack of sleep. He had spent a night in London Stansted and I was too worried that I might oversleep, that I just couldn’t sleep at all. Although, we had a lovely walk to some of the sights, like Sao Bento rail station, the bridge of Luis I and Vila Nova de Gaia. When you come to Porto, make sure you cross the bridge of Luis I (that’s the only one the tube crosses, quite easy to spot) and go a bit up to the small park on the other side of river Douru and enjoy the splendid view on the whole cidade do Porto. Some say that the only good thing in Gaia is that particular view and port wine. Not sure that I agree, but we certainly tried both and I can say that the view causes much less unbearable headache in the next morning, than the port wine.

Day Two
There are quite a few Latvians in Porto. One of them is a really good friend of mine and she works at a wonderful bar at the seaside called Praia dos Ingleses (Portuguese: English Beach). Spontaneously, we decided to drop by and in the mean time check out the ocean. It turned out to be the absolutely right thing to do and we had a wicked time. Imagine – the ocean, waves, stars and cold beverages. Don’t quite remember the way home but it was very, very late. Here’s a tip: if you ever visit that bar – don’t buy rum & coke, it’s oddly expensive, choose something else. For us, the choice was gin & tonics. I think I can still taste juniper in my mouth. Ah, I almost forgot – before going to the beach, we saw one of the most awkward buildings in Portugal – Casa de Musica – the house of music. It’s the central place of the majority of the musical events – mostly Portuguese and world music. Moving forward to…

Day Three…
…took my breath away. I reckon I had never seen so many people in one place doing things so incredibly odd and lovely at the same time. Why? This is the day of the midsummer festival in Portugal. It’s called Sao Joao in Porto and Braga, two small towns in the North, and Sao Antonio in the rest of the towns and Lisbon, the capitol of Portugal (well, duh!). I can only tell you about the traditions of Sao Joao – been there, done that. At the celebration day, the anticipation is in the air. You can see trade folks on the streets selling plastic hammers, basil pots and garlic blossoms (I had no idea, they were so big!). All of the things mentioned before are essential celebration attributes, apparently. I’m going to elaborate on the hammer only. Buy one, you’ll need one. Even if you don’t like them at first, you will catch yourself paying that one or two Euros for it later. All of the people just walk the streets hitting each other with those hammers. They make a cute squeaking sound that will ring in your ears long after the party. It’s a lot of fun and you just have to give in. Also, there are wonderful fireworks at the Ribeira (Riverside) part of the town and when they end, people start walking to Castelo do Queijo (The Cheese Castle). It’s located in a huge roundabout, which is the central part of Matosinhos, the part of Porto with all the surfers, fisherman and ocean lovers. After the parade to ocean, you can write off the next days, because you will simply be half paralyzed, especially in the feet area.

Day Four
Waking up at about 2pm, after arriving home at about 7am, the first thought was: where are my shoes? Portuguese know how to party. They just do. This was the day that was supposed to be dull and sleepy, but it turned out that my friend had done his Googling and found a small jazzy-blues bar at the area of Sao Bento station. On our way to the club, he dragged me into a fun fair with those awful little cars with whom the biggest challenge is to hit as many other vehicles as possible. I was insanely afraid in the beginning, but surprisingly it turned out to be lots and lots of fun. When we got to the club, it turned out that there is no jam session after all, because everybody is sleeping after the yesterday’s party. We still went in to have a few beers and we ended up very pleased, because they were showing the live concert of John Mayer, which is a love we both share. Met some really nice Portuguese musicians and had an awesome time.

Day Five
The lack of beauty sleep is finally beating me, so we went to the nearest Wifi spot to get some internet and have breakfast and split our roads for me to sleep, for him to keep exploring. Instead of sleeping I finally managed to clean the enormous mess my room had turned into and read some case studies on the journalism ethics, because I’ll have to do the impossible – I will have to pass an exam after a week of hardcore parties. Let’s see how it works out.

Day Six
Being a good girl and skipping the amazing sightseeing ride to study for the exam. Waiting for my flat mate to wake up and plug my internet back to where it belongs. As I said I’m in Porto for about 4 months now and there is one thing that I would like to teach them, there is one tiny thing that I would never get used to, if I lived here permanently. Majority of them doesn’t understand the significance of internet. I’m pretty sure, that’s because they don’t know how to use it ways that will make a difference and help them do things better and faster. Thank god, my course mates stand beyond others. As for myself – I just need my permanent internet access. It’s not that I’m planning to use it all the time, it’s just – I need it to be there, be available. Is that so hard to understand?

Keep your eyes peeled, more details & pictures coming soon! And I’m more than sure
you don’t want to miss them! By the way, if you’re fortunate enough to be one of the approx. 1,4 million Latvian speakers – check out the videocasts, that we made..

(All of the characters are fictional and if you see any connection with reality, I advice you to call your shrink immediately)